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Need some professional sounding bullshit?

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There are times when we are required to come up with a professional sounding text in our jobs or studies, and we feel our mind is numb. No problem! Smart people have found the solution to problems like this.
Try one of the Bullshit Generator websites! I'll give you a few very good exaples here:

The Corporate Bullshit Generator
Marketing Bullshit Generator
Web Economy Bullshit Generator

How about a gem like this one: "Flexible and/or measurable solutions deepen a pyramid"
Or just try to "productize magnetic interfaces" or "empower seamless mindshare" and there you are: with a beautifully constructed phrase, the meaning of which very few people will dare to question.

What's more, it is a great vocabulary training tool to play around with!