Need some professional sounding bullshit?

There are times when we are required to come up with a professional sounding text in our jobs or studies, and we feel our mind is numb. No problem! Smart people have found the solution to problems like this.
Try one of the Bullshit Generator websites! I'll give you a few very good exaples here:

The Corporate Bullshit Generator
Marketing Bullshit Generator
Web Economy Bullshit Generator

How about a gem like this one: "Flexible and/or measurable solutions deepen a pyramid"
Or just try to "productize magnetic interfaces" or "empower seamless mindshare" and there you are: with a beautifully constructed phrase, the meaning of which very few people will dare to question.

What's more, it is a great vocabulary training tool to play around with!

Comments

Vidhatanand said…
Linguistically there are two techniques for improving your lexical strength (vocabulary) :

Active learning and Passive learning

1. Passive learning: New words are acquired subconsciously, while doing some daily life stuff, like reading a newspaper.

Vocabulary is an abstract skill due to reasons like reading habits, family background, schooling, culture etc. The conventional methods are very generic and are made of masses. They do not allow personalised learning to an individual’s current vocabulary.

2. Active learning: Active learning methodology has become a preferred way to change the traditional teacher oriented classroom into the newer student oriented approach to learning. In active learning, acquisition of new words is done with conscious and great efforts.

Usually active vocabulary building is quite rigorous and boring due to its monotonous nature.

Now introducing myself, I am co-founder of Improve Your Vocabulary - VocabMonk

Vocabmonk uses an artificial intelligence algorithm to track individual’slearning/quiz data and mashed up that data to recommend personalised quizzesto students, based on their current vocabulary size.

The tool uses game mechanics to make learning real fun and also provides competitive learning through challenges in your social circle.
There so special push towards, not just learning words but grasping it with application.

Various levels to be achieved as you progress in learning and the distinctive feature is that you can invite your mentor to look up your activities on the website.

Happy learning!
Anita Fekete said…
Hey, I checked out this VocabMonk website, and I'm impressed! Nice work, looks very helpful indeed!

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